Mommy, Mommy! Jokes (ALL ABOUT EATING)

son: Mommy, mommy, can I lick the bowl?
mom: Shut up and flush.

son: Mommy mommy, I hate you
mom: Shut up or I'll eat you.

son: Mummy, mummy, please can I have a spoon?
mom: Yes of course dear. Why do you want the spoon?
son: Because Daddy's been sick, and the cat's getting all the big bits

son: Mommy, Mommy! I don't want to empty the compost heap.
mom: Shut up and keep eating.

son: Mommy, Mommy! Why can't we get a garburator?
mom: Shut up and chew!

son: Mommy, Mommy! Daddy's on fire!
mom: Shut up and get the marshmallows!

son: Mommy, Mommy! Daddy fell in the campfire!
mom: Shut up and get the barbecue sauce!

son: Mommy, Mommy! Is this the way to make pickles?
mom: Shut up and get back in the barrel!

son: Mommy, Mommy! Daddy went through the meat grinder!
mom: Shut up and eat your hamburger!

son: Mommy, Mommy! I've lost my fingers!
mom: Shut up and eat your french fries!

son: Mommy, Mommy! There's something in daddy's eye!
mom: Shut up and eat around it.

son: Mommy, Mommy! Daddy puked!
mom: Shut up and get a fork, before your sister gets all the big chunks!

son: Mommy, Mommy! Can I lick the bowl?
mom: Shut up and flush it like everyone else.

son: Mommy, Mommy! I don't want hamburgers for supper!
mom: Shut up or I'll grind your other hand.

son: Mommy, Mommy! I HATE tomato juice!
mom: Shut up and drink it before it clots.

son: Mommy, Mommy! My egg tastes bad.
mom: stop complaining! Just eat it!
son: Mommy, Mommy!
mom: What is it now!
son: Do I have to eat the beak as well?

son: Mommy, Mommy! Are you sure this is the way to make ginger bread men?
mom: Shut up and get back in the oven.

Son: Mommy Mommy, is this really the way to make meat pies?
mom: Shut up and get back in the microwave.

son: Mommy, Mommy! Grandma's got a bruise.
mom: Shut up and eat around it!

son: Mommy, Mommy! What happened to all your scabs?
mom: Shut up and eat your cornflakes!

son: Mummy, Mummy! I don't like grandma.
mom: Well leave her on the side of your plate then.

son: Mommy, Mommy! I don't like grandpa.
mom: Well, just push him aside and eat your beans.
(or)
mom: Well okay , eat the beans instead ...

son: Mommy, Mommy! What happened to all that dog food Fido wouldn't eat?
mom: Shut up and eat your meat loaf.

son: Mommy, Mommy! When are we going to have Aunt Edna for dinner?
mom: Shut up, we haven't even finished your Grandmother yet.

daughter: Mommy, Mommy! I like my brother very much.
mom: All right, you can take another slice.

son: Mommy, Mommy! I hate my sisters guts.
mom: Shut up and eat what's put in front of you.

son: Mommy, Mommy! I don't like Sis!
mom: Shut up, and keep eating!

son: Mommy, Mommy! I hate daddy's guts.
mom: Well, just leave them on the side of the plate.

son: Mommy, Mommy! I don't like the crunchy stuff in my pea soup!
mom: Keep quiet and eat what is on the table.
(or)
mom: Shut up. Do you think I pour Grandpa's vomit through a sieve?

son: Mommy, Mommy! I wanted to lick the bowl this time.
mom: Shaddup and flush.

son: Mommy, Mommy! I don't like this spaghetti!
mom: Shutup or I'll rip the veins outta yer other arm!!!

son: Mommy, Mommy! I HATE red and green spagetti!
mom: Shut up or I'll pull the veins out of your other arm.

son: Mummy, Mummy! what's for dinner?
mom: Shut up and get back in the oven.

son: Mommy, mommy! I don't want any more hamburger!
mom: Shut up and stick your arms back into the meat grinder.

son: Mommy, mommy! Daddy threw up all over the kitchen floor.
mom: Just ignore him, son.
son: But little sis is getting all of the BIG pieces!

son: Mommy, Mommy! are you sure this is the right way to cook Beijing Duck?
mom: Shuddup and close the microwave oven door behind you!

son: Mommy, Mommy! When will we have this nice yellow pudding again?
mom: Shut up, you know that grandma's leg is no longer infested.

son: Mommy, Mommy! what's a vampire?
(or)
son: Mommy, Mommy! are we really vampires?
mom: Shut up and drink your soup before it clots!

son: Mommy Mommy! I'm not hungry anymore.
mom: Shut up and finish your paint chips. (a city version).