Mommy, Mommy! Jokes (RELOAD)

son: Mommy, Mommy! Why is daddy running so fast?
mom: Shut up, and shoot!

son: Mommy, mommy, why is everyone running away?
mom: Shut up and reload.

son: Mommy, Mommy! Why is daddy running away?
mom: Shut up, and help me reload the shotgun!